food and water

10 Jun

In our first few months of marriage,  he  spontaneously attacked me once with brownie batter. I have *never* forgotten that.

Last night it was chocolate frosting.  

Honestly, I think chocolate syrup would be the best (more slick, not so thick and clumpy) but we didn’t have chocolate syrup on hand.  It was pure randomness that we happen to have Chocolate frosting on hand.

(Helpful suggestions: Avoid getting the chocolate (etc) *inside* you as it could cause a yeast infection. Use old sheets.)

Then a hot shower, because we were sticky. And everything is better when wet.

(Helpful suggestions: The same slipperiness that makes it fun can also make it dangerous. Be careful. It helps to have some sort of non-slip traction on the shower floor.)

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It’s easy to get into ruts, sexually speaking:  You find something that works and put that on repeat.

It’s nice to mix it up.  Every now and again.  Just because.

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6 Responses to “food and water”

  1. Corktree June 10, 2011 at 11:17 am #

    As fun as it is, I wouldn’t recommend whipped cream. It smells like rancid butter when it heats up in the shower.

  2. Eliza R June 10, 2011 at 11:26 am #

    Corktree~ yeah, I’ve heard that. 🙂

    For something not sweet: I recommend is ice. just bring a mug full of crushed ice to bed. See what you can do with it.

  3. Lucy W June 10, 2011 at 1:09 pm #

    Ice is out.

    Whipped cream, chocolate variety, from the can… That worked. Once.

    Also. 9-1/2 Weeks.

  4. ...just call me cassandra June 10, 2011 at 2:37 pm #

    a cup of hot tea (makes your mouth oh so warm) and honey.

  5. Fanny A June 10, 2011 at 2:49 pm #

    Cool whip works better than whipped cream, as it’s not really anything food-ish. I’ve found just eating a popsicle in front of your man can be quite the fun, too.

    The most important thing is, really, to have confidence- don’t be self conscious, or feel embarrassed. Just go for it.

  6. Lucy W June 10, 2011 at 3:00 pm #

    I hear awesome things about Altoids.

    *makes note on grocery list*

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