Sehen Sie sich meine Brüste

9 Jun

This came to my inbox this morning via my sister Zina:

Frankfurt, Germany — A rather bizarre study carried out by German researchers suggests that staring at women’s breasts is good for men’s health and increases their life expectancy.

According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study, gawking at women’s breasts is a healthy practice, almost at par with an intense exercise regime, that prolongs the lifespan of a man by five years.
She added, “Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out.”
A five-year research on 500 men
Researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany did an in-depth analysis of 200 healthy males over a period of five years. Half the volunteers were instructed to ogle at the breasts of women daily, while the rest were told to refrain from doing so.
At the close of the study, the researchers noted that the men who stared at the breasts of females on a regular basis exhibited lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and lesser episodes of coronary artery disease.
Sexual desire linked to better blood circulation
The researchers declared that sexual desire gives rise to better blood circulation that signifies an overall improved health.
Weatherby explained the concept stating, “Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There’s no question: Gazing at breasts makes men healthy.
“Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years.”
In addition, she also recommended that men over 40 should gaze at larger breasts daily for 10 minutes.
The German research is believed to be published in the New England Journal of Medicine.

You can see the original snipet here. What do you think??

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11 Responses to “Sehen Sie sich meine Brüste”

  1. mfranti June 9, 2011 at 9:44 am #

    Does it work for women too?

    Does it count if you’re looking at your partner/wife’s breasts? If it does, then my husband will be thrilled to hear this.

    Also, does the gawker get extra health points for touching and or putting his face in said breasts?

  2. Lucy W June 9, 2011 at 11:40 am #

    Who spends money on such research?

    And why haven’t they spent money on finding out if surreptitiously crotch-checking men is equally beneficial to women?

  3. Eliza R June 9, 2011 at 11:48 am #

    i’m wondering how much one gets paid to be a medicinal boob. (and how that pay compares to being a recreational boob.)

  4. Kevin Barney June 9, 2011 at 11:49 am #

    Who can argue with science? I’d better hop to it…

  5. Lucy W June 9, 2011 at 11:51 am #

    I’d take it in trade for plastic surgery.

  6. Fanny A June 9, 2011 at 11:55 am #

    Ohhh! Perhaps I have found my new calling- Therapeutic Boob.

  7. mfranti June 9, 2011 at 12:08 pm #

    What’s a recreational boob’s job duties? I might be up for that.

  8. Debra June 9, 2011 at 8:19 pm #

    Hey now, what’s up with this “well endowed” angle? I cry foul! We average sized breast women are out in the cold?

  9. augusta a June 10, 2011 at 10:11 am #

    Maybe it was the stress of not staring at boobs that did the poor control group in.

  10. nat kelly June 12, 2011 at 8:02 pm #

    Is it beneficial for women to stare at boobs too? I mean, maybe it wasn’t a sexual thing at all. Maybe there’s really just a lot more to boobs than we ever figured.

  11. nat kelly June 12, 2011 at 8:02 pm #

    erm, straight women, I should qualify.

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